Saturday, January 26, 2008

BAN THIS!


ST. LOUIS COUNCILMAN RICHARD VEIT DECIDED HE WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A BILL PASSED TO BAN SWEARING IN PUBLIC BARS, ALONG WITH PROFANE MUSIC, DRINKING CONTESTS AND TABLE DANCING…
COME ON NOW DICK, DON’T BE SUCH A DICK! DICK THINKS THE DOWNTOWN AREA CAN SOMETIMES GET A LITTLE "LIVELY".
APPARENTLY BRINGING BACK COMMUNISM IS A PRIORITY FOR LITTLE DICK.

PASSING A BILL TO ENFORCE "BANS" IN OUR BARS...OUR PLACE OF MERRIMENT?? WHY ON EARTH DO YOU THINK BARS WERE INVENTED TO BEGIN WITH!? TO WIND DOWN FROM THE SOMETIMES STRESSFUL WORK WEEK.TO GET AWAY FROM "THE MAN" TO TAKE OFF THAT SUIT AND TIE OR KICK OFF THOSE HEELS AND VERY UNCOMFORTABLE PANTYHOSE AND ENJOY OURSELVES IN THE COMPANY OF FRIENDS.
TO ACT SILLY ONCE IN A WHILE, AS LONG AS NO ONE GETS HURT, FUN IS HAD FOR ALL.

DON'T GET ME WRONG HERE, I'M NOT SAYING WE SHOULD ALL WALK AROUND IN PUBLIC ESTABLISHMENTS SAYING F THIS AND F THAT, WE ALL SHOULD KNOW WHEN AND HOW TO CENSOR OURSELVES, IT'S CALLED OUR "CONSCIOUS" AND THAT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY NOT THE GOVERNMENTS!

IF THE ATMOSPHERE OF A BAR IS NOT FOR YOU, WELL THEN BY ALL MEANS YOU HAVE THE RIGHT NOT TO GO TO ONE. SO, IF YOU WANT TO BE A BIG DICK AND FEEL THE NEED TO BAN SWEARING AT BARS, OF ALL PLACES, THEN MOVE TO CHINA WHERE THE GOVERNMENT PICKS WHAT YOU LISTEN TOO.
DON'T BRING COMMUNISM TO AMERICA! THIS IS OUR COUNTRY!...LAND OF THE FREE! AND IT'S ABOUT TIME WE GET BACK TO THE BASICS AND KEEP THE GOVERNMENT IN IT'S PLACE! please click on the link to give me a point!
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Monday, January 14, 2008

MADE IN AMERICA?




TELL ME, HAVE YOU BEEN IN THIS SITUATION BEFORE. IT’S 9: AM AND IT’S THE END OF THE MONTH AND YOU HAVE ALL KINDS OF IMPORTANT REPORTS DUE NOW, NOT LATER…BUT NOW AND ALL OF A SUDDEN A VITAL PIECE OF THIS PROCESS FAILS TO WORK PROPERLY. NO, IT’S NOT “USER ERROR”(AT LEAST NOT 99% OF THE TIME, BECAUSE I AM A WOMAN AND AS YOU ALL KNOW WOMEN ARE PERFECT) IT’S MACHINE OR SOFTWARE FAILURE, AND IN A BIG WAY, BECAUSE WHEN IT GOES IT GOES BIG AND USUALLY IT’S WHEN YOU NEED IT THE MOST.

TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE YOU CALL “TECH SUPPORT” FOR THE SOFTWARE OR EQUIPMENT THAT HAS FAILED YOU EVER SO MUCH, AND, “CUSTOMER SERVICE” HAS RE- ROUTED YOU TO A FAR OFF COUNTRY THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT YOUR OWN, TO A PERSON THAT BARELY SPEAKS ENGLISH AND USUALLY HAS AN ATTITUDE BECAUSE YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND THEM.

I HAVE SAID IT ONCE BEFORE AND I WILL SAY IT AGAIN…”YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!?” NOW I REALIZE THAT AMERICAN COMPANIES NEED TO REDUCE PRODUCTION COSTS AND MAKE AS MUCH PROFIT AS THEY CAN TO SURVIVE. BUT WHEN THEY OUT SOURCE THEIR “CUSTOMER SERVICE” TO BANGLADESH JUST BECAUSE THEY CAN PAY THEM IN CAMELS OR BAGS OF RICE…WELL IT’S JUST NOT RIGHT, NOT RIGHT AT ALL, AND FRANKLY QUITE UN AMERICAN.

THE LAST THING I WANT IS FOR SOME JACK ASS WITH AN ATTITUDE AND A THICK ACCENT TELLING ME TO HOLD ON WHILE THEY TRANSFER ME TO 5 DIFFERENT PEOPLE ONLY TO START MY WHOLE SHHHPEAL OVER OF WHY I AM CALLING…5 FREAKIN TIMES. FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING THAT'S SACRED IN THE WORLD(DOUBLE STUFF OREOS AND TAX REFUNDS), GET ME SOMEONE THAT SPEAKS ENGLISH AND KNOWS A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT THE FUCKING PRODUCT THEY ARE REPRESENTING!
I MEAN NOTHING PISSES ME OFF MORE THAN HAVING TO SPEAK SLOOOOWLY OVER AND OVER TO SOME CLUELESS FOREIGNER THAT CANNOT HELP MY SITUATION WHAT SO EVER.

ONE OF THE BIGGEST MISTAKES WE HAVE MADE IN THIS COUNTRY IS CLOSING DOWN AMERICAN FACTORIES. WE HAVE NOW BECOME PRETTY MUCH DEPENDENT ON OTHER COUNTRIES FOR MANY PRODUCTS, RESOURCES AND SERVICES.
TO FIND SOMETHING THAT SAY’S “MADE IN AMERICA IS RARE. TELL ME PEOPLE, IS THAT SMART?? ARE WE SAVING MONEY OR ARE WE EMPOWERING OTHER COUNTRIES?
DON’T GET ME WRONG HERE JAPANESE SURE CAN MAKE A GOOD CAR AND CHINA…WELL CHINA IS GOOD WITH EVERYTHING THAT INCLUDES LEAD…WHICH IS EVERYTHING.
GET WITH IT AMERICA! BRING BACK THE GOOD OLD AMERICAN FACTORY WITH HARD WORKING PEOPLE WHO TAKE PRIDE IN THEIR JOB AND PAY THEM GOOD, PAY THEM WHAT THEY DESERVE.
GIVE THEM GOOD BENEFITS AND TREAT THEM RIGHT AND I GUARANTEE YOU WILL HAVE A BETTER PRODUCT WITH BETTER SERVICE AND UNDYING LOYALTY. THE GOOD OLD AMERICAN WAY.
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Friday, January 4, 2008

ANOTHER RANDOM ACT OF "IDIOCY"



SEEMS LIKE FREE SPEECH IS SOON TO BE A THING OF THE PAST. APPARENTLY THE FUTURE PORTRAYED IN THE MOVIE “DEMOLITION MAN” COULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN IF WE CONTINUE DOWN THIS IDIOTIC PATH OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS BULLSHIT.

YOU KNOW THE PART IN THE MOVIE WHERE PEOPLE RECEIVED CITATIONS EVERY TIME THEY FUCKING SWORE? WELL LET ME BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU… HERE IN MY WONDERFUL CITY, A POLICE OFFICER WAS TRANSPORTING AN UNRULY CRIMINAL BASTARD, I MEAN… “SUSPECT” WHO THOUGHT THAT HAWKING LOOGIES ON THE BACK OF THE POLICE OFFICERS NECK ON HIS WAY TO JAIL WAS A COOL THING TO DO.
SO THE OFFICER SHOWED MUCH RESTRAINT UNLIKE I WOULD HAVE, AND PULLED THE POLICE CAR OVER.
HE THEN DECIDED TO CALL FOR AN AMBULANCE TO COME AND TRANSPORT THE SPIT PRODUCING BOTARD IN THE BACK SEAT TO WHERE HIS SIMPLE ASS BELONGS.

I MEAN SALIVA CAN CONTAIN NASTY LITTLE DISEASES THAT YOU WOULD NOT LIKE INVADING YOUR BLOODSTREAM VIA ORIFICES SUCH AS OPEN PORES OR SCRATCHES ETC. HAVE YOU SEEN AN EPISODE OF CSI OR HOUSE??

ANYWAY, SO THE OFFICER GETS OUT OF THE CAR AND WALKS UP TO THE ARRIVING EMT AND MAKES AN IRRITATED COMMENT ABOUT HIS LOVELY “PASSENGER” HIS COMMENT WAS SOMETHING LIKE “GET THIS DOUCHE BAG OUT OF HERE SO HE STOPS SPITTING ALL OVER ME”.
NOW MIND YOU THE JACKASS WAS STILL IN THE BACK OF THE SQUAD CAR UNABLE TO HEAR THE DESERVING COMMENT MADE.
FOR SOME REASON UNKNOWN TO THE NORMAL SANE MAN, THE EMT DECIDED HE WOULD INCLUDE THE OFFICER’S COMMENT ON THE PERSON’S PATIENT PROCESSING REPORT, WHICH BY THE WAY IS CONFIDENTIAL DUE TO HIPPA RULES.

WELL IT SEEMS THAT SOMEONE READING THE REPORT DID NOT LIKE THE COMMENT RECORDED BY JACKASS #2 (THE EMT) AND DECIDED TO CALL OUR CITY’S POLICE CHIEF AND MAKE A FORMAL COMPLAINT.
THE POLICE OFFICER IS NOW FACING A POSSIBLE 3 DAY SUSPENSION WITHOUT PAY FOR HIS COMMENT, YES PEOPLE, HIS FUCKING COMMENT… (THE ONE MADE NOWHERE NEAR THE EARS OF SAID CRIMINAL.)

FIRST OF ALL LET ME GO BACK TO THE BEGINNING, THERE IS A REASON WHY WE ALL ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR POLICE WORK, BECAUSE PERSONALLY IF IT WAS ME IN THIS SITUATION, I WOULD HAVE TAZERED HIM THE VERY FIRST TIME A “LOOGY” LANDED ON ANY PART OF MY EPIDERMIS. HIS SALIVA WOULD BE COMING OUT ALL RIGHT; ALL DOWN HIS NOW PARALYSED CONVULSING CHIN.
I WOULD ALSO THROW IN A SMALL BATON BEATING WHILE I’M AT IT. COME ON PEOPLE…WHERE DOES THE MADNESS END??! STOP WASTING TIME WITH BULLSHIT LIKE THIS, I MEAN WHAT IS MORE IDIOTIC THAN TAKING A PERFECTLY GOOD POLICE OFFICER OFF THE STREET AND WASTING TIME, MONEY AND PAPERWORK TO PUNISH HIM FOR SOMETHING HE SAID IN PRIVATE TO SOMEONE??
TAKE THAT MONEY AND ENERGY AND PUT IT TO SOMETHING THAT FUCKING MATTERS IN LIFE…LIKE PAYING OUR COPS A BETTER SALARY FOR PUTTING UP WITH RAVING PSYCHO SPITTING FREAKS!! please click on the link to give me a point! http://humor-blogs.com/