I'm afraid, due to school and work, I must recycle an old post sorry! please enjoy...again
I AM NOT SURE I CAN EXPRESS MY THOUGHTS INTO WORDS ON THIS ONE….BUT FOR MANKIND I WILL AT LEAST TRY. ONE DAY A FRIEND OF MINE SENT SOME ANIMAL PICTURES VIA EMAIL. LITTLE DID HE KNOW A CREATURE THAT CAN ONLY STRIKE FEAR AND CONFUSION INTO YOUR VERY SOUL WAS AMONG THEM.
THE MAGNITUDE OF FEAR THAT EVEN THE THOUGHT OF A CREATURE OF THIS KIND CAN EXIST IN THE SAME REALM AS WE LIVE, IS ENOUGH TO SEND YOUR MIND ALONG WITH YOUR SKIN INTO A WILLIE WONKERS KIND OF TIZZIE.
MY QUESTION IS TO OUR GOVERNMENT, THE ONE THAT WE ARE LEAD TO BELIEVE HAS OUR BEST INTEREST ALWAYS IN HAND. WHY FOR THE LOVE OF STEVE IRWIN WERE WE NOT NOTIFIED THAT SUCH CREATURE EXISTS? WHY HAVE OUR TAXES NOT GONE TOWARDS ERADICATING ITS SPECIES FROM OUR LOVELY PLANET??
I MEAN I AM TH ROUGHLY CONVINCED THAT IT IS A DIRECT DESCENDANT FROM THE DEVIL HIMSELF, A MINION OF PURE EVIL. I ALSO BELIEVE IT IS THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING THAT GOES WRONG IN THE WORLD. SOMEHOW “IT” IS RESPONSIBLE.
NOW THAT “IT’S” IMAGE IS BURNED INTO MY RETINAS FOR EVER, I CANNOT SHAKE THE FEELING THAT WHILE I AM IN BED AT NIGHT WITH THE COVERS PULLED TIGHTLY UP TO MY CHIN THAT I HEAR A “CHICK CHICK CHICK CHICK” OF “IT’S” NAILS AGAINST THE HARDWOOD FLOORS. SLOWLY IT CREEPS CLOSER AND CLOSER AND I FLIP ON THE LIGHT IN A VIOLENT JERK AND OF COURSE… BECAUSE OF IT’S EVILNESS….IT’S DISAPPEARED OR BECOME INVISIBLE TO THE HUMAN EYE.
DO YOU KNOW THE FEELING YOU SOMETIMES GET THAT MAKES YOU TURN AROUND AND LOOK BEHIND YOU? THAT IS BECAUSE “IT” WAS THERE. “IT” WITH IT’S WIRY HAIRS AND GREENISH YELLOW EYES. IT’S LONG BONY FINGERS OUT STRETCHED TO SCRATCH YOUR EYES OUT.
IMMEDIATELY WE MUST GET TOGETHER A HUNTING PARTY TO ROUND THEM ALL UP. BETTER YET SOMEONE ONE CALL TED NUGGENT IN, FOR IF ANYONE CAN ERADICATE THIS IMPISH CREATURE IS THE BIG GUN TOTING BAD ASS ROCKER HIMSELF! WARNING!!! DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT LOOK INTO HIS EYES. please click the link to give me a point http://humor-blogs.com/
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I'M SORRY BUT THAT DOES LOOK JUST FUCKIN EVILE.....WHICH IS WORSE THAN EVIL.
LIKE DENNIS LEARY SAID, IT'S ONLY THE CUTE ANIMALS WE HAVE LOVE FOR, LETS KILL THE REST, AND EAT THEM....WELL ALL EXCEPT THIS THING, JUST KILL IT, DON'T EAT IT. EVEN THOUGH IT IS PROBABLY IMPERVIOUS TO ALL OF OUR TECHNOLOGY AND IT WILL SOON RULE THE WORLD.
love your darling brother.
GOD, that is just gross.
It kinda looks like a reject from genetic engineering, but you can't assume it's "evil" soley because of it's looks. Sure, it creeps you out, but just because it's nothing like anything you've seen before there is a purpose for it's features whether it has been engineered or not. You have to look at it and try to understand why the hell it looks like an animal milkshake. Face value holds more value than should be. There are many creatures on earth we have not yet discovered. I've seen some messed up stuff on shows like Planet Earth and Animal Planet's Top Ten show. What about the platypuss? That thing is totally acceptable because we were told about it when we were as little as we can remember. It does look f'd up. Much credit to a well spoken and insightful rant though, April. I'm not grossed out or scared of it. I feel bad for it...because of.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1799458
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