Saturday, September 6, 2008

What the Fu!*k is this? And how is it possible?

Someone please tell me, perhaps my friends at “Nanny Goats in panties” can explain to me how this is physically possible? How on earth can a creature without opposable thumbs climb up those tiny branches? Another important question….WHY? Why do these cute yittle billy goats feel the need to trek up a tree? Is it the view or perhaps a longing to be a bird? Or could they possibly have had enough of this world and decided to climb to the highest limb and fling their bodies off to sure death. I bet it’s a guy thing….maybe the Billy goat that can climb the highest on a death defying small tree limb, gets all the chicks! For my last question… do they get down?
Help me out with a vote, or I’ll have to join the Billy goats…only my ass will fall halfway up the damn tree.

Monday, September 1, 2008

What the hell am I thinking?!

For some strange reason I decided to go back to school. I never finished college, so this week I will begin a new and hopefully non painful journey. I will be taking a break from humor world to focus on telling myself the young ones are NOT pointing and laughing at the old lady. I will need all my strength to work my full time job and continue to take care of my lovely children and husband. If I don't crash and burn, I'll be back for my humor fix! Don't worry I will still start my day with all of my favorite bloggers and their posts. I will also continue to vote smiley faces for you all as well. Why don't you send me off with a vote now? Thank you !