SANTA FATTY?

OUR SURGEON GENERAL SAYS SANTA IS TOO FAT! HE WOULD LIKE TO START A CAMPAIGN TO CHANGE THE IMAGE OF OUR BELOVED SANTA.

WELL I THINK I HAVE HEARD IT ALL NOW, AND ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS….WOW! I THINK I WILL START A CAMPAIGN MYSELF, IT WILL BE TO ABOLISH POLITICAL INCORRECTNESS.

OK LISTEN TO THIS, HERE IS WHAT THE SURGEON GENERAL IS SPENDING HIS TIME ON LATELY, HE BELIEVES SANTA IS A BAD ROLE MODEL FOR OUR CHILDREN, TEACHING OUR CHILDREN IT’S OK TO BE OBESE. SINCE WHEN IS SANTA SUPPOSED TO BE A ROLE MODEL? WILL THE LIBERALS, AGNOSTICS AND HATE MONGERS EVER STOP?
WILL THEY NOT REST UNTIL EVERYTHING WE HOLD DEAR IS DEEMED POLITICALLY INCORRECT AND UNACCEPTABLE?! IT’S BAD ENOUGH THEY HAVE TAKEN GOD OUT OF OUR SCHOOLS AND OUR CHRISTMAS TREES OUT OF OUR PUBLIC BUILDINGS AND SO FORTH.
GOD YES GOD FORBID ANYONE PUT A FREAKING NATIVITY SET ON DISPLAY. SOME SILLY JACKASS WILL CALL TO COMPLAIN.
WHY CAN’T WE PUT LITTLE BABY JESUS IN A MANGER ANYMORE? WHY?? BECAUSE THERE ARE TOO MANY LIBERAL BITCHES SITTING HOME THINKING OF WAYS TO PUT THEIR NOSES IN OTHER PEOPLES BUSINESS!

FOR THE LOVE OF PETE (CUZ THEY DON’T WANT ME TO SAY JESUS OR GOD) FIND ANOTHER HOBBY! OR MOVE TO A SOCIETY WHERE THERE IS NO FREEDOM AND BE DONE WITH IT. TO EVEN THINK OF CHANGING THE IMAGE OF OUR JOLLY RED CHEEKED SANTA TO A THIN MISERABLE SANTA CHOMPING ON CELERY INSTEAD OF HOMEMADE COOKIES, IS SICK AND TWISTED AND YOU SHOULD BE PUNISHED FOR EVEN THINKING ABOUT IT.

I CAN SEE IT NOW, COME ON KIDS LETS PUT OUT A SLIMFAST SHAKE AND OATBRAN BAR FOR SANTA. GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK! I THINK IT’S TIME WE TELL THE LIBERALS TO SHOVE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS UP THEIR STIFF ASSES AND LET THE CHILDREN HAVE THEIR FAT JOLLY SANTA FOR CHRIST SAKES!
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