Friday, January 4, 2008

ANOTHER RANDOM ACT OF "IDIOCY"



SEEMS LIKE FREE SPEECH IS SOON TO BE A THING OF THE PAST. APPARENTLY THE FUTURE PORTRAYED IN THE MOVIE “DEMOLITION MAN” COULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN IF WE CONTINUE DOWN THIS IDIOTIC PATH OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS BULLSHIT.

YOU KNOW THE PART IN THE MOVIE WHERE PEOPLE RECEIVED CITATIONS EVERY TIME THEY FUCKING SWORE? WELL LET ME BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU… HERE IN MY WONDERFUL CITY, A POLICE OFFICER WAS TRANSPORTING AN UNRULY CRIMINAL BASTARD, I MEAN… “SUSPECT” WHO THOUGHT THAT HAWKING LOOGIES ON THE BACK OF THE POLICE OFFICERS NECK ON HIS WAY TO JAIL WAS A COOL THING TO DO.
SO THE OFFICER SHOWED MUCH RESTRAINT UNLIKE I WOULD HAVE, AND PULLED THE POLICE CAR OVER.
HE THEN DECIDED TO CALL FOR AN AMBULANCE TO COME AND TRANSPORT THE SPIT PRODUCING BOTARD IN THE BACK SEAT TO WHERE HIS SIMPLE ASS BELONGS.

I MEAN SALIVA CAN CONTAIN NASTY LITTLE DISEASES THAT YOU WOULD NOT LIKE INVADING YOUR BLOODSTREAM VIA ORIFICES SUCH AS OPEN PORES OR SCRATCHES ETC. HAVE YOU SEEN AN EPISODE OF CSI OR HOUSE??

ANYWAY, SO THE OFFICER GETS OUT OF THE CAR AND WALKS UP TO THE ARRIVING EMT AND MAKES AN IRRITATED COMMENT ABOUT HIS LOVELY “PASSENGER” HIS COMMENT WAS SOMETHING LIKE “GET THIS DOUCHE BAG OUT OF HERE SO HE STOPS SPITTING ALL OVER ME”.
NOW MIND YOU THE JACKASS WAS STILL IN THE BACK OF THE SQUAD CAR UNABLE TO HEAR THE DESERVING COMMENT MADE.
FOR SOME REASON UNKNOWN TO THE NORMAL SANE MAN, THE EMT DECIDED HE WOULD INCLUDE THE OFFICER’S COMMENT ON THE PERSON’S PATIENT PROCESSING REPORT, WHICH BY THE WAY IS CONFIDENTIAL DUE TO HIPPA RULES.

WELL IT SEEMS THAT SOMEONE READING THE REPORT DID NOT LIKE THE COMMENT RECORDED BY JACKASS #2 (THE EMT) AND DECIDED TO CALL OUR CITY’S POLICE CHIEF AND MAKE A FORMAL COMPLAINT.
THE POLICE OFFICER IS NOW FACING A POSSIBLE 3 DAY SUSPENSION WITHOUT PAY FOR HIS COMMENT, YES PEOPLE, HIS FUCKING COMMENT… (THE ONE MADE NOWHERE NEAR THE EARS OF SAID CRIMINAL.)

FIRST OF ALL LET ME GO BACK TO THE BEGINNING, THERE IS A REASON WHY WE ALL ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR POLICE WORK, BECAUSE PERSONALLY IF IT WAS ME IN THIS SITUATION, I WOULD HAVE TAZERED HIM THE VERY FIRST TIME A “LOOGY” LANDED ON ANY PART OF MY EPIDERMIS. HIS SALIVA WOULD BE COMING OUT ALL RIGHT; ALL DOWN HIS NOW PARALYSED CONVULSING CHIN.
I WOULD ALSO THROW IN A SMALL BATON BEATING WHILE I’M AT IT. COME ON PEOPLE…WHERE DOES THE MADNESS END??! STOP WASTING TIME WITH BULLSHIT LIKE THIS, I MEAN WHAT IS MORE IDIOTIC THAN TAKING A PERFECTLY GOOD POLICE OFFICER OFF THE STREET AND WASTING TIME, MONEY AND PAPERWORK TO PUNISH HIM FOR SOMETHING HE SAID IN PRIVATE TO SOMEONE??
TAKE THAT MONEY AND ENERGY AND PUT IT TO SOMETHING THAT FUCKING MATTERS IN LIFE…LIKE PAYING OUR COPS A BETTER SALARY FOR PUTTING UP WITH RAVING PSYCHO SPITTING FREAKS!! please click on the link to give me a point! http://humor-blogs.com/

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

AHHHHH, lovely sister of mine. Do I sense a bit of anger issues? Now before we assume too much, let us understand the story.....ok, suspect is in back of car and spits on cop, that actually is an act of aggression, so the cop was good in calling the EMT unit. The EMT unit does need to record the incident on the PCR, but the EMT did not need to include the comment on there, he or she probably thought it would be funny. Now onto the self righteous fuck that decided to report it to the police commissioner's office, they can get bent. I'm not sure how that helps anyone. And also to the reporting of the story itself. I think that too much info can be bad in certain cases, I mean look what this started with you.....anger, rage and just complete unsettling behavior. THATS MY JOB TO DO TO YOU!!!!!!! not the media. So please calm yourself down, you have to go back home and love those precious little angels and you can't do so with rage in your heart. If you want to be pissed off and vent your anger, just wait till after election time, like I will. Hugs and Kisses
Mark

April said...

listen jackass brother of mine, what do you think this blog is for?? it is my vent on issues like this, so i can go home a be loving to my family. i have to laugh and voice my obvious irritaion or i'll become a tight ass politically correct raging liberal fanatic, and GOD knows we have enough of those!