Ok please tell me why men can go their whole lives without the fear of having to have something removed or lopped off of their very being? I would like to keep everything I was born with…with the exception of the umbilical cord, that could get in the way and cause unwanted walking distractions.
Although I should not have this desire to tell strangers my personal endeavors, but I feel that some things should be dealt with laughter in order to help deal with the trauma. I recently found out that I need to have a partial hysterectomy. Yes my uterus will be ripped out and prolly sold in the underground market as a large ashtray or conversational table centerpiece.
What do they do with such rejected body parts? Actually I don’t want to know. As long as they take out the correct part I’ll be ok. You hear of horror stories, surgeons removing the wrong leg, or perhaps the wrong boob. I mean how does one apologize for something like that? “Ummmm, I sort of lopped off the wrong leg, but pathology is digging for it and hopefully we can get that right back on you. Not sure if it will be functionable but hey look on the bright side, I won’t charge you for it.” So off to the hospital I go next Tuesday, I’m thinking of writing in a big red sharpie a note for the surgeon on my tummy. “Just the uterus…..please”
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Although I should not have this desire to tell strangers my personal endeavors, but I feel that some things should be dealt with laughter in order to help deal with the trauma. I recently found out that I need to have a partial hysterectomy. Yes my uterus will be ripped out and prolly sold in the underground market as a large ashtray or conversational table centerpiece.
What do they do with such rejected body parts? Actually I don’t want to know. As long as they take out the correct part I’ll be ok. You hear of horror stories, surgeons removing the wrong leg, or perhaps the wrong boob. I mean how does one apologize for something like that? “Ummmm, I sort of lopped off the wrong leg, but pathology is digging for it and hopefully we can get that right back on you. Not sure if it will be functionable but hey look on the bright side, I won’t charge you for it.” So off to the hospital I go next Tuesday, I’m thinking of writing in a big red sharpie a note for the surgeon on my tummy. “Just the uterus…..please”
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6 comments:
Oh lord!! That major sucketh! However, you did crack me up in your telling of it. You should also ask the doctor if you'll weigh less after it's gone, that would be my #1 question. ;o)
I am truly sorry to hear that. You might also add to the sign: and don't leave any sponges behind.
Hope it works out.
>>>>why men can go their whole lives without the fear of having to have something removed or lopped off of their very being?
Uhmm - I'm guessing you are not familiar with circumcision or bris. That is a pretty intense “lopping” I think personally.
I'm really sorry. I wish you a speedy recovery.
Fortunately they cannot remove your attitude, which is great! Speedy recoveries are more mental than physical - look at dogs who go thru it all the time. Keep on keepin on - love your blog and will follow.
suZen
I bet you'll spend a very short time in the Recovery Room...(may still get sick, though:()....
...You've got a wonderful attitude.
Good luck & smile*
`x~William.
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