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Man Arrested After 300 Dead Cats Found in His Freezers
Three over-sized freezers in the foul-smelling home contained the bodies of cats and kittens, police said.

For the love of Mary, what would possess someone to be such a freak? I believe we should implement a new law to be enforced right away. It would state, * if people show warped tendencies early in life then we should immediately assign them to weekly therapy. Examples of such signs would be:
1. Plucking the legs off of insects (which is fine with me really…then they won’t crawl any where near my vicinity.)
2. Wearing underpants over your pants
3. Constructing small dolls that look like your family members or friends complete with snip bits of their hair.
4. Collecting dust bunnies to pile them up in your bed to sleep with.
5. Talking to a hand puppet longer than anyone should.

Such warning signs should be taken seriously. Perhaps if we intervene early enough with treatments such as shock therapy (preferred method), lobotomy or intense counseling sessions, we can stop freakish events from occurring in our societies. Also, if you are the neighbor of a freak and you hear strange things such as, large amounts of meowing combined with a mass odor emulating from someone’s house…then call someone….. immediately.

I understand no one likes a snitch but no one likes to have to be the one to remove 300 catsicles from some freaks freezer either. Back to this freak and his frozen cat fetish, what is this tool’s reason for storing the corpse of 300 cats? And more importantly were the cats wearing little outfits? There is not and will not ever be a valid reason at all to absolve this man’s actions for such cat atrocity. I don’t care if he hated cats so much that his mission in life was to collect all cats and dispatch them.

Maybe he thought if he just killed them all and buried the bodies like a normal person, the cats would rise in the middle of night to claw his face off. Or maybe with the current food price increases, he figured he would stock up on a cheap available alternative…

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