** only one survivor...
Man Arrested After 300 Dead Cats Found in His Freezers
Three over-sized freezers in the foul-smelling home contained the bodies of cats and kittens, police said.
For the love of Mary, what would possess someone to be such a freak? I believe we should implement a new law to be enforced right away. It would state, * if people show warped tendencies early in life then we should immediately assign them to weekly therapy. Examples of such signs would be:
1. Plucking the legs off of insects (which is fine with me really…then they won’t crawl any where near my vicinity.)
2. Wearing underpants over your pants
3. Constructing small dolls that look like your family members or friends complete with snip bits of their hair.
4. Collecting dust bunnies to pile them up in your bed to sleep with.
5. Talking to a hand puppet longer than anyone should.
Such warning signs should be taken seriously. Perhaps if we intervene early enough with treatments such as shock therapy (preferred method), lobotomy or intense counseling sessions, we can stop freakish events from occurring in our societies. Also, if you are the neighbor of a freak and you hear strange things such as, large amounts of meowing combined with a mass odor emulating from someone’s house…then call someone….. immediately.
Three over-sized freezers in the foul-smelling home contained the bodies of cats and kittens, police said.
For the love of Mary, what would possess someone to be such a freak? I believe we should implement a new law to be enforced right away. It would state, * if people show warped tendencies early in life then we should immediately assign them to weekly therapy. Examples of such signs would be:
1. Plucking the legs off of insects (which is fine with me really…then they won’t crawl any where near my vicinity.)
2. Wearing underpants over your pants
3. Constructing small dolls that look like your family members or friends complete with snip bits of their hair.
4. Collecting dust bunnies to pile them up in your bed to sleep with.
5. Talking to a hand puppet longer than anyone should.
Such warning signs should be taken seriously. Perhaps if we intervene early enough with treatments such as shock therapy (preferred method), lobotomy or intense counseling sessions, we can stop freakish events from occurring in our societies. Also, if you are the neighbor of a freak and you hear strange things such as, large amounts of meowing combined with a mass odor emulating from someone’s house…then call someone….. immediately.
I understand no one likes a snitch but no one likes to have to be the one to remove 300 catsicles from some freaks freezer either. Back to this freak and his frozen cat fetish, what is this tool’s reason for storing the corpse of 300 cats? And more importantly were the cats wearing little outfits? There is not and will not ever be a valid reason at all to absolve this man’s actions for such cat atrocity. I don’t care if he hated cats so much that his mission in life was to collect all cats and dispatch them.
Maybe he thought if he just killed them all and buried the bodies like a normal person, the cats would rise in the middle of night to claw his face off. Or maybe with the current food price increases, he figured he would stock up on a cheap available alternative…
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11 comments:
Does this guy count?
http://www.break.com/pictures/straight-up-creepy500919.html
OMG!
Did he go around stealing cats or were they all his?
WoW!
Also, didn't Madonna wear her undies over her clothes. That should be your proof right there!
LOL: "catsicles"! Sorry - that part's not funny :)
Damn - lots-o-freaks coming out in the news lately. How did I miss the cats?! How could you even sleep knowing there were 300 cat carcasses in your general vicinity?!?!?
You know, if not defrosted properly , they are waaay too chewy.
Unless you micro-bake.
Another cat-crazy. Why are there so many similar stories lately?
Good god, imagine the size of this guy's freezer. I am having such freezer envy right now. There is never room enough for my Tagalongs ice cream with my Luigi's lemon freezes taking up all the damn room. And this guy has room for three HUNDRED cats? Some people have all the luck.
UM WOW!!!!
I want to know how they were killed, are there going to be autopsies???? that would be fucking hilarious, with like an HBO special with that Dr. Baden guy who is the famous medical examiner. I mean was it with his bare hands or poison or what? That tells alot more about the sick bastard too, I would hope a few of them gave him a good go like a good old fashioned cat ass whoopin.
love your darling brother
xoxo
hehehe, your post is funny.. and while waiting for site to load i was shocked when i saw that cat, hehehe.. your style is different i like it... can we exhange posts or links? thanks... by the way i'm currently updating only one site( at http://dimarkitekt13.blogsome.com ) but you can also link with me here in blog spot... thanks..
That is a bad sign; when people treat animals poorly - do not expect them to treat people well...
HEY!
Did you remove your blog from Humor-Blogs??
I can't find it.
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